Archive for November, 2019

2019 Turnier der Meister

November 21, 2019

Finals Results


Full Results

Day 1


Full Results

Prelims Results

[Vault][Uneven Bar] [Beam] [Floor]

Bar Videos

Start Lists for Finals, Day 1

Prelim videos
Georgia Rose Brown [Bars]
Paeska [Vault]
Fan Yilin [Bars]
Fragapane [Floor]
Volleman [Beam] [Floor]
Shchekoldina [Floor] [Beam]
Agafonova [Bars] [Floor] [Beam]
Golgota [Floor] [Beam]
Mori [Floor]
Li Qi [Beam]

WATCH LI QI ON BEAM AND TELL ME WHERE THEY GOT THAT SCORE. Go compare her to the messy shit everyone else had. I swear these judges are on drugs. This needs to be investigated

Bachynska [Floor]

Men’s Results

[Rings] [Floor] [Pommels] [Vault] [Parallel Bars] [High Bar]

Van Wicklin [Vault]

I want a Chellsie Memmel comeback

November 5, 2019

I am convinced Chellsie Memmel is training for a comeback. Look at her instagram. Besides the real skills she keeps posting for “Adult Gymnastics’ That girl is in amazing shape and her face is getting so skinny. She looks like someone who is training.

Chellsie Memmel for 2020

I am still bitter about her selling out back in 2012 but I think I might want this imaginary comeback almost, if not more than I want the Skinner one.

Wouldn’t it be fun if she went for that specialist role? Beam was one of her best events, back in the day. Maybe USAG, now that it isn’t being ran by, communist, Marta Karolyi might want to right some wrongs and allow Chellsie Memmel a chance to win the beam, specialist spot that’s current leader is Australian, Emma Nedov.

According to, the Balance beam situation, blog, there are, 4 competitions left to earn this spot.

5 = Cottbus #2, November 21-24, 2019
6 = Melbourne #2, February 13-16, 2020
7 = Baku #2, March 12-15, 2020
8 = Doha #2, March 25-28, 2020

Chellsie won’t be ready for Cottbus but if she attended the other 3 and won them all she would be in the running.

Lets be real, there is , NO WAY, USAG, wants an All Arounder competing against their gymnasts that make the team for a medal and the US’s worst event by far (besides, Simone) is clearly beam. Sure Chellsie’s form isn’t the best but when on the girl is a rock.

I doubt Chellsie’s shoulder is capable of sustaining a bar routine at this time in her life ( at least not consistently) so why not try a beam and floor specialist ( I think I read somewhere that even individual gymnasts get to compete AA ) and even if that was my imagination I say, Chellsie Memmel 2020

Building a Beam routine

Side Arial connected to an Illusion
( Look at Chellsie connect these 2 skills without waving her arms in between connections. That’s still a rule, right gymbot??? )

Front Arial, front tuck, straddle jump

Illusion, Arial connection

Standing full

Double pike dismount



Floor routine anyone?

I rest my case 🙂


Jordan Bowers has retired from Elite.
My memory of her is pretty limited . My only memory of her to be honest is when she was healthy she would win but she was always injured. Sounds like she made a smart decision.