You’ll never be Michelle Kwan, Gold and Wagner so just STFU

Sorry not sorry, Gracie Gold and Ashley Wagner but It’s never going to rain Teddy Bears  for you.   Your straight line footwork is never going to elicit screams like this and while you might get a standing ovation it’s never going to sound like the video above so maybe you should concentrate on your own inability to stand up consecutive programs at the same competition before you start bad mouthing, Michelle Kwan.


Ashley Wagner thinks she would have won multiple world medals you know if she competed in the days of Michelle Kwan. Not that she would ever call herself , Michelle Kwan….. There are so many more competitors of quality out there now compared to back in the days of mediocre quality skates like say, this or



Oh and Gracie Gold, you have no right to even utter the name Michelle Kwan out loud. You just need to really , put a sock in it before you ever think of uttering another skaters name out of your big fat, over scored, held up every competition, mouth. Michell wasn’t perfect, honey her worst skate of all time has more skating quality than anything you’ve ever put on the ice.

I guess we should be happy that Michelle Kwan’s name is still the name mentioned when comparing anything to perfection unlike USA-Gymnastics who only cares about Olympic AA Gold medals ( completely ignoring their gymnast with the most medals) but nothing pisses me off more then when someone like these two brats who have nothing to brag about as skaters has the audacity to mention , Michelle Kwan’s name  in a negative light.


Every other year? How do you win 9, NATIONAL TITLES IN A ROW, Every other year and last time I looked 2000 and 2001 came right after each other.


Gracie has been held up every year she has competed. She has never had to deal with what, Michelle had to deal with every year at Nationals where the judges did everything they could to hold up which ever ” Baby Ballerina ” they felt the need to  over score that day. Yet somehow, Michelle always ended up on top and she deserved every last single National title she accomplished.

I guess I should prepare myself for more of this being Worlds is in my back yard for the next 3 weeks. I couldn’t get, good enough seats to merit spending the money to watch this live for the likes of 3 overrated Americans , 3 interchangeable Russians  or anyone , not named, Michelle Kwan so……

19 Responses to “You’ll never be Michelle Kwan, Gold and Wagner so just STFU”

  1. KG Says:

    Okay I teared up watching that video. Michelle is the classiest. I used to be more into ice skating but I just can’t deal with it now. So rigged, so bias, and so subjective.

    And if gymnastics doesn’t reign it in, it’ll go that way too.

  2. dianajc99 Says:

    That’s Y I don’t watch skating mush anymore.

    I hold on to the fact that I can tell my children/grandchildren I saw Michelle Kwan compete live once..

  3. dianajc99 Says:

  4. dianajc99 Says:

    whoops wrong video

  5. Exgymgurl Says:

    Well yeah sure Ashley maybe if you were more consistent and actually didn’t fall and had some presentation quality to your skating other than resting bitch face. And Gracie is the most fake person ever she just thinks she’s entitled. It’s like Simone Biles saying she would have been even more dominant in 1992. Girl please who cares you don’t have a time machine and you aren’t dr who. Stop using interviews as catharsis and whine into your pillow at home like people did in 1992!!!

  6. Exgymgurl Says:

    Not that Simone Biles would ever say something that stupid…

    • Aerial Says:

      Have to laugh @ the first pic gags ha.
      But yeah what’s she doing taking on head screamer role again?? She’s clearly got everyone by the balls no matter what title she’s currently going by.

  7. JAS4 Says:
    • Tortuga Says:

      Hahahaha! I feel bad for Aly getting yelled at but I love Martha’s reactions!

      • Exgymgurl Says:

        Is that really necessary in public? They need to close practices if Marta is going to act like that
        Geesh….. Marta did that last year to Kyla on her bars dismount at Nationals

      • JAS4 Says:

        I thought she was supposed to be coordinating not coaching lol

    • sanitynmotion Says:

      Alys leaps have always been clunky. She’s not that flexible. Asac somehow pulled it off and she had flexibility issues too.

  8. sanitynmotion Says:

    The fact is nobody can hold a candle to Michelle Kwan. Gold and Wagner don’t have the goods. When Michelle was competing there was a lot of international talent then too. And bias. Michelle had the quality of making people feel something when she skated whereas these two are just robots with little style to their work. The US is in a draught because we have no exciting skaters. Sadly though the sport is ruined with bias. I don’t see how any parent would want to put their kids through that or have them pay such a sacrifice when at the end of the day it all comes down to judging bias and politics.

  9. Case Says:

    Tonya Harding > Gracie Gold

    • Cupquaked Says:

      Isn’t Tonya the one who’s boyfriend or whatever attacked another skater back in the 90s? I think I watched a documentary on Netflix a couple years ago about it. She’s like banned for life or something.

    • Cee Says:

      Harding’s jumps were INSANE. She literally looks as though she’s just going to keep going up and up, it’s unbelievable the height she would get. Every now and then I look up old skating videos to watch that 3A again.

      To Cupcaked–yes, Tonya’s husband orchestrated an attack on Nancy Kerrigan right before US Nationals in ’94.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: