Mag 7 Documentary


Moceanu still whining, Nadia telling it like it is, girls rule. Oh the drama

Here is what happens in case you want to save yourself 41 minutes of Bela and his gymnasts hype.

Jaycie looks like a pot head. Bart Conner being interviewed (why?) Time to update the ever since, Bela would try and make a root canal seem like fun, OMG, Nadia scored the first perfect 10? NO WAY, suck it Nellie Kim.
Nadia’s big lips, Bela without grey hair, the obligatory Mary Lou Retton GAG ME, I didn’t want to be like Mary Lou. I guess I should not complain that they are actually giving the past credit. They don’t usually do. UM HELLO, Bela trained Mary Lou for like 6 months before she won a watered down competition. Hey Cheryl Miller with President Regan. Awww, baby Mag 7 pictures. Even Kerri was cute, The DoMo clothesline story, Jaycie was poor, that hair is gross, time for Mary Lee Tracy, the turning point. Dawes has to move away and her parents accept, not so much what she said during her joke of a HOF speech, Amy Chow sap story, I fear you on my TV Moceanu, being Romanian does not make you Nadia, Now I remember why I don’t watch this , Moceanu could not be any more phony. Its not moxy Bart, it conceited cocky-mania, she won by default doc people. Bela defends the lunatic Moceanu family. I bet he doesn’t feel that way now, I don’t know about you but if my father hired a hit man I wouldn’t forgive, I think they should name this doc, the Bela hour where Bart gives interviews, Kerri is jealous, Hey Shannon, you do exist and did you know Shannon was only a beamer but Dawes was an AAer, GAG ME, how did Miller finish the AA in first place just doing beam????, Amanda sap story, injuries happen, I don’t think they had glitter on their face in the early 90’s Barty, Amanda the old soul, Amanda doesn’t understand why she was bumped in 92, Miller and Dawes win boatload of medals (Miller yes, Dawes, um no) but who needs facts, 3 veterans upstaged by Domo, GAG ME, Um not in the end, time for the fake injury that disappeared after the Olympics and 30 minutes into the 41 minutes we finally get to 1996 Olympics, Jaycie still looks like a pit head, Kleenex time, Amanda becomes captain. I have to admit this was the sweetest thing about this doc. Amanda being chosen by everyone was the right decision. Dawes is about to choke and Amanda saves the day, LOL Dawes crying, not a lot of re-search to find those clips LMAO, pressure from the cloud, compulsories starts, in second after, Starts a fire says Jaycie, time for team finals, STUPID BULL PEN, DAMN it Red Sox, GO Pacers (interruption brought to you by the damn bull pen) Ignore the interruption, the luck wins out on stupidity and bad pitching by the sox bull pen of horrors, trying to score on a pop up HA, Can’t make this stuff up) Back to the doc, Jaycie is the lead off, the stars show up (Chow was not a star but whatevs, Sox score two more runs to save the bull pen, time for vault. Miller hits, looks at the scores, we have a gold medal, not so quick Miller, Moceanu chokes (yes you did fall, stop making excuses. Moceanu the wonder girl, I could do that vault at 3 in the morning, apparently (YOU FELL TOOL) Bart says, she wasn’t the gymnast the world would pick and he names Dawes 1st, Strug Chokes, one legged landing, gold is ours, the end.


Reality, the US did not need the vault, still great Strug vaulted even when injured (though lets be real, the big injury came ON the second vault, not the first) but this idea that she was told she could not deal with the pressure is complete BULL SHIT. When did Kerri ever choke for the team? herself? please

The gold medal was set up for a Bela gymnast to clinch the gold and no way in hell should Moceanu have been the gymnast up second to last but Bela wanted the credit and he got it, thanks to Kerri not his spoiled brat star Moceanu.

Revisionist history doc.

Some of the stuff up there makes no sense to me now but it did when I was typing so if you actually watch it maybe you will understand:)

COME ON PACERS I forgot I hate the Pacers but only since 2005 *FU Doc Rivers but I hate the Knicks more, GO INDIANA

12 Responses to “Mag 7 Documentary”

  1. gingercrush Says:

    haha love the write up because I am not wasting my time watching it. But I love Moceanu hehehehe.

    But Dawes ugh. Completely overrated gymnast that couldn’t be clean to save herself. And totally overrated by everyone. For some reason you will get people who rip totally into Mustafina and Ponor because of their helicopter legs and then at the same time praise Dawes o.o like how does that make sense?

    I will never understand the appeal of Dawes. She was never cute or interesting or anything else. But then despite liking Anna Pavlova. I’ll never understand the OTT fan wanking over her either.

    • gymtruthteller Says:

      I don’t get the Dawes love either. Never did. All her crying made me want to smack her.

  2. JAS4 Says:

    Thanks for the recap 🙂 saved me from watching the battle of the Doms for attention lol

  3. Lithi Says:

    Why is Nadia a part of this? Is it now mandatory to include her in all gymnastics documentaries? If it’s to stress the relationship between her and Moceanu, barf.

    • gingercrush Says:

      Nadia is gymnastics. Plus she is married to Bart Connor who is in everything.

      Just like Martha, Bela and Mary Lou Retton will always be in everything ever made and Moceanu will stick her face in every Olympics and Dawes will somehow make it all about her and Nastia will now be featured every Olympics as will Gabby who in two more Olympics may well look like her mother.

      These people are like viruses/germs and they just spread and spread and spread

    • exgymgurl Says:

      Nadia and Bart own International Gymnastics magazine and a huge stake in the Hall of Fame. They produce most gymnastics documentaries outside of what gymnastike is doing. That is how they and not Mitch Gaylord insert themselves in everything… Is Paul Hamm even in the International gymnastics hall of fame???? Being the only American dude to win AA gold he should be…. Plus anyone notice that the new “sportsmanship award” they are giving Jordyn is essentially a “hey we know Marta Screwed you so we are going to give you this award”

      • gymtruthteller Says:

        Hamm didn’t win squat. That medal should not count

      • DL Says:

        Yeah, Hamm should not have been the AA winner at all. What a travesty for the South Korean gymnast, who is the real winner.

  4. sainabou nyang Says:

    Lol I remember watching this doc and rolling my eyes especially at the comparison between Dom and Nadia.

    Sadly NBC will shove this down our throats again in 2016. After all it will be the 20 year anniversary. By then Bela might be doing his interview from a wheel chair.

    • exgymgurl Says:

      Bela will never be in a wheel chair… although Zombie Bella coming back and haunting the national training center yelling again again again Kimbo in the middle of the night would be hilarious

  5. exgymgurl Says:

    GSN produced this in I believe 2006. The game show network. This was part of their “anything to win” series. I have watched it before and it is not as bad as what everyone is saying. I dont think Amy Chow participated though or she was just too boring. Bart and Nadia probably produced this. Thats why they are both in it. Same as how they produce IG. That is why they are both in that.

  6. sanitynmotion Says:

    I just have to say thanks for the random stream of consciousness, it saved me 41 minutes.

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