Sarah has a blog on Gymnastics phobia up that is pretty funny but still not appropriate for people with out a sense of humor so while I am posting a link to her blog WITH A HUGE WARNING I will post the gymnastics phobia’s here so no one clicks on this link at work and gets fired.
I will add this new phobia just for Sarah, It’s Called DogersGoingBrokePhobia: It’s the fear of taking 300 million dollars in trades from a baseball teams payroll and having one player with a 5 ERA while making 17 million dollars a season and the other guy hitting 230 with one RBI and one homerun:) Did I ever thank you for that by the way:)
Oh and Sarah I first saw the RedSoxPhobia and knew it was about me but I didn’t notice the other comments til an hour later.lol and just because I don’t post on your blog does not mean I don’t read it all the time:)
Now for those clueless to what I am talking about here are Sarah’s Gymnastics phobia’s:) I took out certain ones that were, Sarah being Sarah:)
Horsefacephobia: Fear of Tourischeva.
Knockerphobia: Fear of A-Suk in Beijing, and Shannon Miller at the 2000 U.S. Olympic trials.
Dimwitaphobia: Fear of Shawn Johnson and corn stalks.
Uglyphobia: Fear of Nasty Liukin.
Bagelaphobia: Fear of Aly the Jew.
Trautwigaphobia: Fear of grown men who begin every sentence with, “So, what does this mean, guys?”
Omealianchikaphoboa: Fear of birds.
Vanessaphobia: Fear of falling on your face from approximately eight feet in the air.
Belluaphobia: Fear of Octavian Bellu.
Dawesaphobia: Fear of looking like Esther Rolle.
Khorkinaphobia: Fear of nothing.
Moceanuphobia: Fear of making an ass out of yourself and having everybody in the world except your whipped husband laughing at you.
RedSoxaphobia: Fear of the Boston Red Sox having a season with more than 81 wins. (We will see you in 2014:)
Raducanaphobia: Fear of pseudoephedrine.
(GTT: I pay a lot more attention to you than you do to me!) (So you think Sarah. So you think)
ANDREEA: “Better practice for when I win gold medal at Sydney, unless I do something stupid to screw it up.”
Zmeskaphobia: Fear of doing a floor exercise in an artistic manner.
Strugaphobia: Fear of getting famous for no reason.
it. If I missed any, tell me about them.