I don’t take personal attacks very well missy

Sarah has a blog on Gymnastics phobia up that is pretty funny but still not appropriate for people with out a sense of humor so while I am posting a link to her blog WITH A HUGE WARNING I will post the gymnastics phobia’s here so no one clicks on this link at work and gets fired.

I will add this new phobia just for Sarah, It’s Called DogersGoingBrokePhobia: It’s the fear of taking 300 million dollars in trades from a baseball teams payroll and having one player with a 5 ERA while making 17 million dollars a season and the other guy hitting 230 with one RBI and one homerun:) Did I ever thank you for that by the way:)

Oh and Sarah I first saw the RedSoxPhobia and knew it was about me but I didn’t notice the other comments til an hour later.lol and just because I don’t post on your blog does not mean I don’t read it all the time:)


Now for those clueless to what I am talking about here are Sarah’s Gymnastics phobia’s:) I took out certain ones that were, Sarah being Sarah:)


Horsefacephobia: Fear of Tourischeva.

Knockerphobia: Fear of A-Suk in Beijing, and Shannon Miller at the 2000 U.S. Olympic trials.

Dimwitaphobia: Fear of Shawn Johnson and corn stalks.

Uglyphobia: Fear of Nasty Liukin.

Bagelaphobia: Fear of Aly the Jew.

Trautwigaphobia: Fear of grown men who begin every sentence with, “So, what does this mean, guys?”

Omealianchikaphoboa: Fear of birds.

Vanessaphobia: Fear of falling on your face from approximately eight feet in the air.

Belluaphobia: Fear of Octavian Bellu.

Dawesaphobia: Fear of looking like Esther Rolle.

Khorkinaphobia: Fear of nothing.

Moceanuphobia: Fear of making an ass out of yourself and having everybody in the world except your whipped husband laughing at you.

RedSoxaphobia: Fear of the Boston Red Sox having a season with more than 81 wins. (We will see you in 2014:)

Raducanaphobia: Fear of pseudoephedrine.

(GTT: I pay a lot more attention to you than you do to me!) (So you think Sarah. So you think)

ANDREEA: “Better practice for when I win gold medal at Sydney, unless I do something stupid to screw it up.”

Zmeskaphobia: Fear of doing a floor exercise in an artistic manner.


Strugaphobia: Fear of getting famous for no reason.

it. If I missed any, tell me about them.


22 Responses to “I don’t take personal attacks very well missy”

  1. terrigymfan Says:

    How about Mustaphobia — Russian coach fear of having head bitten off by own gymnast when trying to comfort her after she screws up.

  2. Dee Says:

    Liphobia: fear of realizing you are indeed NOT an Olympian

  3. sanitynmotion Says:

    Gabbyphobia fear of squirrels and numbers over 15.

  4. terrigymfan Says:

    McKalyaphobia: Fear of making trip to convenience store and not memorializing event on Instagram.

  5. terrigymfan Says:

    GTTphobia: Fear of getting banned from GTT’s blog by accidentally saying something nice about Nastia, Gabby, or the Yankees.

    • gymtruthteller Says:

      Well duh:) I actually have a few nice things to say about both like Nastia has nice lines and Gabby, well she isn’t a twin but overall if you want to talk about how wonderful they are don’t do it here especially if you say Nastia has good form and her vault in the AA was perfect. Complete BULL SHIT:)

      • terrigymfan Says:

        Love the “she isn’t a twin” line!

      • gymtruthteller Says:

        I use it too much so it gets old quickly:) I think I used it in that blog, ten things I like about Nastia

  6. terrigymfan Says:

    Sarahphobia: Fear of the pictures that might popped up when you check out a new post on Sarah’s blog.

  7. terrigymfan Says:

    Karolyiphobia: Fear of sunlight, crosses, wooden stakes, and garlic.

  8. sainabou nyang Says:

    I’m gonna take a stab at this:

    Chokeaphobia: Fear of hands close to your throat particularly near the wind pipe or fear of being strangled by a national team coordinator.

  9. Case Says:

    Brossaphobia: Fear of winning when you are supposed to…..OR…..fear of your father.

  10. sanitynmotion Says:

    Alyphobia: fear of pointed toes.

    Natiaphobia: fear of camera going in other direction.

    Brossphobia: fear of going 4 for 4 in one major meet.

  11. Sarah! Says:

    I posted a bunch of phobias readers wrote in with on election night tonight, and here are some of my new ones, beginning with two political ones and moving into gymnastics: (GTT, delete as necessary)

    Obamaphobia: Fear they won’t let you board an airplane because you’re half Chink and half Arab.

    Romneyphobia: Fear you’re going to hell because you ejaculated on your wife’s garment.

    Canalasaphobia: Fear that people will find out that every time your wife ejaculates, you turn your mouth into a bucket.

    Chowaphobia: Fear that if you keep ejaculating into the chalk bucket, pretty soon the gymnasts will be able to make bagels.

    Podkopayephobia: Fear of getting too old to garner mass sympathy by crying and pouting.

    MaryLouaphobia: Fear of getting too old, period.

    Ralucaphobia: Fear that Sarah and Aimee will abduct you and perform nasty acts on you – once you’re 18, of course.

    (FYI: On the 20th of this month, Raluca Haidu will be street legal!)

    Sukaphobia: Fear of calling your doctor and saying, “Doc, every morning I get out of bed and look in the mirror and I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?” and having your doctor say, “I don’t know, but you eyesight is perfect.”

    Zamolodchikovaphobia: Fear that you’ll never be able to fit this phobia’s name on your license plate.

    Wolverineaphobia: Fear of being at Bela’s ranch and forgetting which wolverines are safe to pet.

    Comaneciphobia: Fear you’ll marry a man whose ass you can kick.

    CarmenMoceanuphobia: Fear that one day you’ll wake up from sleep and realize, no, it wasn’t a bad dream. She really is your mother.

  12. Sarah! Says:

    Daggettaphopia: Fear that if you keep dressing like a man, sombody’s bound to find before too long.

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