When commentors make funnies

JAS Says:
March 5, 2012 at 4:05 am edit

Next thing you know if Marta does retire they will give her job to Nastia then Nastia can officially put who ever she wants on the team lol!

Jas came up with a hilarious idea in the comments section of one of my blogs that I think is in our future peeps.

Forget Valeri or MLT being in charge of the Nationals team. Marta will retire and name Nastia the new head coordinator. The one thing Jas forgot though is after Marta retires and names Nastia the head coordinator, Nastia will name herself to the Olympic team.

This is classic. Read the comments sections here I think Jas is on to something:)

Jas came up with some rules for the Gymnasts when Nastia is in charge.

By Jas,

If Nastia gets Marta’s job then the way to make the team will be as followed
1. You must be a member of the Nastia cult! No exceptions!
2. You must not be able to beat her no matter how out of shape she is!
3. You must tweet something about #hotpink at least once a day!
4. You must recruit new young gymnast to the cult!
5. You must publicly adore Nastia at all time and tweet her praises often! Any thing sub-par adoration will not be tollerated!
Xoxo NL
Lol

I am adding a few

6- You must always refer to Nastia as the true Olympic uneven bar champion of the 2008 Olympics. There are no tie breakers in Nastia’s world.

7- She will be addressed as Nastia Liukin, 2008 Olympic AA champion AT ALL TIMES.

8. Mentioning of Shawn or anyone else who has ever beaten Nastia will not be tolerated! Any such behavior will be considered as traitorous and will result in immediate expulsion from the gymnastics community!

9. If you do not meet your Nastia praise quota consider yourself off the team

10. If you ever beat Her highness band substances will show up in your urine test!

11. If you own any Leo’s in any color other than #hotpink burn them!

12. You must repeat the following statement everytime you are in her highness presents: NL is queen of the bars and far superior to Khorkina!

13- (Sandy) If anything is mentioned about any other US gymnast (i.e., “Jordyn Wieber is currently the reigning US and World Champion”), you must immediately follow up that statement with the following: “yes, and Nastia Liukin is the Olympic AA gold medalist and UB champion.”

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10 Responses to “When commentors make funnies”

  1. JAS Says:

    Ahhhhhhaaaa I did forget that lol then she can be coordinator, coach, and team captain lol I posted this on the last blog but I’ll post it here too
    If Nastia gets Marta’s job then the way to make the team will be as followed
    1. You must be a member of the Nastia cult! No exceptions!
    2. You must not be able to beat her no matter how out of shape she is!
    3. You must tweet something about #hotpink at least once a day!
    4. You must recruit new young gymnast to the cult!
    5. You must publicly adore Nastia at all time and tweet her praises often! Any thing sub-par adoration will not be tollerated!
    Xoxo NL
    Lol

  2. gymtruthteller Says:

    Come up with more. I will add them tomorrow.lol

    If anyone else has any rules, please post them:)

  3. JAS Says:

    Perhaps now with Nastia next in line for Martas job anyone can be on the Olympic team reguardless of if you have ever done gymnastics as long as you can suck up better than anyone else it won’t matter if you fling yourself over the vault fall off the bars prance like an osterich on beam and roll all over the floor you can book your ticket to the Olympics! Lol

    • JAS Says:

      6. Mentioning of Shawn or anyone else who has ever beaten Nastia will not be tolerated! Any such behavior will be concidered as traitorous and will result in immediate expulsion from the gymnastics community!
      7. If you do not meet your Nastia praise quota concider yourself off the team
      8. If you ever beat Her highness band substances will show up in your urine test!
      9. If you own any Leo’s in any color other than #hotpink burn them!
      10. You must repeat the following statement everytime you are in her highness presents: NL is queen of the bars and far superior to Khorkina!

  4. TCO Says:

    I think most of normal USA thinks Shawn won the Olys. 🙂

    • nero Says:

      Actually most everyone knows her as DWTS Champion…. something she’s complained about

  5. MacStabby Says:

    Awww, number 6 means no Chellsie Memmel! I WILL NOT BOW TO YOUR RULES. I love Chellsie, buttshelf and all!

  6. Sandy Says:

    11. If anything is mentioned about any other US gymnast (i.e., “Jordyn Wieber is currently the reigning US and World Champion”), you must immediately follow up that statement with the following: “yes, and Nastia Liukin is the Olympic AA gold medalist and UB champion.”

    Did you guys see what she said in an interview about where she talks about how she perceives Aly’s tumbling as “not humanly possible?” …she immediately follows that up with Aly “supposedly” saying to her “well, how do you do bars?”

    Right now she doesn’t do bars for all we know. Idiot. Such is the thing with has-beens. They can’t stand to be out of the limelight.

    My hate for her is actually part of the reason I want Shawn to make the next Olympic team and stick one in her face. In fact, I’d LOVE it if Shawn won the All Around in London. How freakin awesome would that be? If she does make the team I want someone to have a camera on Nastia’s face AT ALL TIMES so we can post the top ten worse faces of Nastia, and put THAT on a billboard somewhere.

  7. Exgymgurl Says:

    Thou shalt not mention Chellsie Memmel was ONLY world AA champ in 2005 on a technicality, nor that Shawn Johnson won the title in 2007.

    If you are my dad (or my bf as sarah calls him) thou shalt not waste time on the knock kneed teenager

    There shalt be no other blondes nor tackier hair extensions before me.

    Thou shalt not ever imply that Evan Lysaceck is anything other than the AA gold medalist of the 2010 olympics and oh yeah my bf for publicity purposes

    If your personal vision board includes anything other than me as a 2012 gold medalist burn it

    Shayla Worley followed me to China because I gave her leprosy to belong to my cult, and she worships me so much because my gymnastics is curative

    Thou shalt only attend my parties and have pictures taken with me if you are fat and ki d of not attractive so I look skinnier and prettier than other girls.

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