Archive for May, 2011

Alicia Sacramone upgrades

May 26, 2011

Front hand spring front double and the code whoring front tuck whip layout thinga mabob. ZzZzZzZzzzz

I don’t get why everyone loves this girl. I should like her she is my homey.

2011 Stella Zakharova Cup

May 23, 2011

US Team placed second but didn’t show up for the medal ceremony. (time issues) Someone on GGMB made a comment about how Grishina’s mom uploaded this video even before her own daughters videos and you say the cold war is dead.

Someone sent me what Steve wrote on his facebook page recently. Keep them coming anoninsdiesource:)


Mens Results

ohhh stella we have a love/hate relationship right now ;) AND this trip is going to be miserable. need sleep now!

Couch Gymnast has some Grishina

Plus her bars are here,

He’s Baaaack!!!!!!

May 20, 2011

Just the site of him made me scream. Remind me to stay away from Entertainment tonight for the foreseeable future

USA-Gymnastics is clearly clueless

May 17, 2011

USA Gymnastics is bidding for Worlds in the year 2015. So they, like other cities including Paris put together these videos highlighting why worlds should be held in their city.

Watch the video for Paris first

Then watch clueless USA-gymnastics use “supergirl” Nastia Liukin in a 28 second video where she gets to announce she is the 2008 Olympic AA Champion for a 10.678 time. It looks like it was recorded on your mothers video camera from 1987. My phone video has a better picture.

GTT really wants to go to Worlds again but she can’t afford to go outside the Country. Plus she hates traveling alone and the boy refuses to spend all this money to watch a “shit sport” his words. Now thanks to Nastia’s inability to speak clearly I guess I’ll have to spend my money on something else.

Dearest Steve Legendre

May 15, 2011

RETIRE ALREADY

Steve Legendre is the biggest choke job US gymnastics has ever seen. If I gave a crap about men’s gymnastics you would be the last person I would ever want on my team. Not only that he has shitty taste in women. He took Nastia Liukin to prom after leaving her favorite flowers in her locker to ask her. Aww how creepy and stalkerish and chicken. Couldn’t even ask her to her face.

He has this amazing floor routine with a crazy start value when he hits. Problem is he spends more time on his ass or stepping out of bounds with both feet then Dominique Dawes ever did. Hence blowing a chance at a medal.

It’s time for USA-Gymnastics to get serious about mens gymnastics and leave home the Legendre’s of the world. Fact is he is always messing up this difficult routine because it is too difficult for him to do.

Forget Dawes he is the Sasha Cohen of gymnastics.

The US needs some pommel horse guys on their team and they need to leave home the headcases like Steve that will hit to get themselves in a final only to choke when the final comes along.

I hope the US remembers it only won that medal at the last Olympics because Sasha Artemev hit the pommels when they needed it. After the other two choked.

Jar of hearts

May 13, 2011

This song is my new Cee Lo. I have been listening to it non stop since 4 PM. The lyrics are just brilliant.

I think the original version is good and the voice suits the song but the Lea Michelle version is much more powerful.

What does this have to do with gymnastics? Nothing.

I know I can’t take one more step towards you
Cause all that’s waiting is regret
And don’t you know I’m not your ghost anymore?
You lost the love
I loved the most

And I learned to live, half-alive
And now you want me one more time

Who do you think you are?
Runnin’ round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You’re gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don’t come back for me
Who do you think you are?

I hear you’re asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
But I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms

And I learned to live, half-alive
And now you want me one more time

Who do you think you are?
Runnin round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You’re gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don’t come back for me
Who do you think you are?

Dear, it took so long just to feel alright
Remember how to put back the light in my eyes
I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed
Cause you broke all your promises
And now you’re back
You don’t get to get me back

Who do you think you are?
Runnin’ round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You’re gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don’t come back for me
Don’t come back at all

And who do you think you are?
Runnin round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You’re gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
Don’t come back for me
Don’t come back at all
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?

Chinese Nationals

May 11, 2011

IG stole the info from someone and used it as their own with no credit did a write up

It’s so sad to see the gymnasts you loved fall a part and new ones take over. Then you end up loving the new ones almost as much.

Other Videos

Women’s All-Around Final Total
1. Tan Sixin Shanghai 58.000
2. Yao Jinnan Fujian 57.100
3. Zeng Siqi Hunan 56.000
4. Sui Lu Shanghai 55.650
5. Jiang Yuyuan Zhejiang 54.650
6. Huang Huidan Zhejiang 54.400
7. Deng Linlin Anhui 53.650
8. Yang Yilin Guangdong 53.250
9. Zhang Yelinzi Hubei 52.650
10. Zheng Wen Shandong 52.600

Men’s All-Around Final Total
1. Teng Haibin Beijing 89.250
1. Guo Weiyang Liaoning 89.250
3. Lu Bo Jiangsu 88.750
4. Zhang Chenglong Shandong 88.650
5. Liu Rongbing Guizhou 88.550
6. Huang Yuguo Shandong 88.050
7. Yang Shengchao Guizhou 87.850
8. Liao Qiuhua Guangdong 87.500
8. Tong Yingjie Jiangsu 87.500
10. Zhou Shixiong Guangdong 86.300

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This child is as cute as can be. US gym fans will have her winning the Olympics in no time. She really is adorable.

Medal ceremony

Vanessa Ferrari

May 8, 2011

Watch her hair thingy fly off and yet she still finishes the routine. Pretty impressive.

Sarah’s top 10

May 6, 2011

Related but not really related video

I must admit I didn’t read the blog. Look I’m tired. I stayed up to watch a baseball game that ended at 3 AM in the morning and ended badly to boot only to wake up early and go watch the same thing happen live (not memorex) but the top ten things you learned from reading said blog almost made me spit my Margarita on my computer screen so I had to post it here.

Sarah I love you but I just am to damn tired to read write right now. (Yes I am that tired)

So at least read the top ten. Just don’t be drinking anything when you do.

Obama, Ona and someone else blog

1. Osama bin Laden’s full name has as many syllables (13) as Lilia Alexandrivna Podkopayeva’s.
2. Good luck wading through the thesis Gina Gogean wrote to get her Ph.D. in gymnastics.
3. The way to tell Barack Obama and The Rock apart is, The Rock is gay and his birthplace can be verified.
4. Osama and Obama have both ordered killings, but Obama is a Christian, so that’s okay.
5. Oana Ban never ordered any killings, but she has a very high cute-factor.
6. American gymnasts live fairy tale lives because they get to live at home and eat like pigs.
7. The Japs love shit like obstacle courses, and they particularly love them when non-Japs participate on them.
8. Dominique Moceanu led the 1996 U.S. Olympic Team to a gold medal and thereby changed the course of gymnastics history without any help from anybody.
9. Oana was the second gymnast to have a bobble head doll made in her likeness. The first was Dominique Moceanu. Dominique also built a church and a gym and flew to the Cayman Islands with a 32-year-old married man.
10. Romanian gymnasts aren’t allowed to have sex with married men.

Don’t ever call Lilia Podkopayeva a leader

May 5, 2011

Watch this video as her tiny teammate Olga Teslenko gets off beam in the event finals. Lilia sitting only a few seats away doesn’t even look at her. She sits there with her bitch face.

I guess when she doesn’t realize the camera is around there is no reason to act like a leader to your teammates.


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