I don’t know about you but I would never sell my soul to clear up the blackness in my life. I have too much integrity for that but apparently Sarah doesn’t.
That’s right since I am in a funk for original material (I also seem to be in a funk for giving a shit about this sport much anymore) I am just going to keep stealing Sarah’s blogs until I can buy some of this new clarity Sarah is trying to pawn off as sincerity.
I tried this once. I started a blog that said the 40 nice things I can say about Nastia Liukin but after listing two things I couldn’t come up with any more (Sorry I can’t tell you what those two nice things are because some time before the world ends I might be able to come up with 38 more things (Don’t hold your breath waiting for that)
Or I could just shorten the blog’s title to “The two nice things I can come up with about Nastia Liukin but that seems cheesy.
So without further ado here is the link to the 5 nice things Sarah can come up with about Nastia Liukin.
Enjoy your new karma Sarah. I hope it was worth your soul:)
March 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm |
It hurts already, and just think, I still have A-Suk, Shawn, Carly and Moceanu to go! I may not make it! But in order to balance things and keep me relatively dark, I’ve already started the next story for when I can criticize all of them again. It’s called “Moceanu’s Christmas Carol,” based on the original.
Sarah!
March 27, 2011 at 9:56 pm |
I would imagine selling your soul would hurt.:)
March 27, 2011 at 11:24 pm |
The others on the list except Moceanu I could find some good about but Nastia? Um no.
Moceanu is even worse then Nastia. At least Nastia had nice lines. Moceanu as a gymnast and as a person had and has no redeeming qualities at all. Not one.
March 28, 2011 at 1:38 am |
You realize this is all for fun, right? It’s something silly I’m doing because of the conversation me and my mom had. You don’t think I actually MEAN any of it, right? Please say you have more faith in me than that. (Anyway, I’m going to find a way to passively-aggressively make my same usual points in those stories.)
Sarah!
March 28, 2011 at 2:38 am |
I am very disappointed in you Sarah.
You expect me to get your sarcasm yet you 100% missed mine.lol
I almost put a warning at the end of my blog Almost but I just figured you would get it.
My dry humor is beyond comprehension to some (more sarcasm)
This entire blog is meant as sarcasm. As much as I can’t stand the attitude of the you know who’s they mean nothing to me outside of this blog. The pity of having a life unlike some others (not meaning you) off the internet:)
March 28, 2011 at 3:08 am |
Well, the problem is, you do sarcasm SO DAMN GOOD. Sometimes it’s hard to tell what you mean. But I get that from some people on EGS: people write and say shit like, “When are Alicia’s breasts going on display in the Smithsonian?”
Fucking unbelievable.
Feel free to be as sarcastic as necessary on my other 4 “nice” stories. It is not a lot of fun doing them, even though I’m mainly playing at it.
Sarah!
March 28, 2011 at 9:54 pm |
Pretty much everything I say is me being sarcastic. When I am really mad you will know it:)